sábado, febrero 16, 2008

"Red Wine", Judi Bagnato



THINKING TAXONOMY


The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full."

The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty.”

The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size."

The Polititian says: “It was like than when I got here!”

The Realist says: “It doesan’t matter. It’s just gonna have to be washed later anyways.”

The Physicist says: “The glass is neither. It is completely full, half with water, the other half with air.”

The Analyst says: “It is neither, it simple contains 50% of its potencial capacity.”

The Enginner says: “The glass is twice as large as the volume it needs to contain.”

The Poet says: “The blood at the bottom; the spirit at the top!”

The Common Sense says: “It’s both.”


TAXONOMÍA DEL PENSAMIENTO

El Optimista dice: “El vaso está medio lleno.”

El Pesimista dice: “El vaso está medio vacío.”

El Burócrata dice: “Lo que necesitamos son 5 vasos, de 1/10 de tamaño.”

El Político dice: “Estaba igual que cuando llegué.”

El Realista dice: “No importa. Van a tener que ser lavados de todas maneras.”

El Físico dice: “No es eso. Está completamente lleno con agua y la otra mitad con aire”.

El Analista dice: “No es eso, simplemente contiene 50% de su potencial capacidad.”

El Ingeniero dice: “El vaso es dos veces más grande que el volumen que necesita contener.”

El Poeta dice: “La sangre está abajo; el espíritu, arriba.”

El Sentido Común dice: “Son ambos.”

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